| Remarry |
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| Written by Arizona |
| Saturday, 04 February 2012 20:00 |
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  One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful,
sitting aroundthe breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly,
"When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.
"I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry
and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff."
She looked at me intently and said:
"What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"
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