Nothing stinks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

 

How in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

 

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

 

I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

 

Bad decisions make good stories.

 

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

 

I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

 

How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

 

Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

 

Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

 

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

 

Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!