A cowboy and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night.  The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong bed."  


The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied. 

"Nope, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."