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The good old days PDF Print E-mail
Written by Arizona   
Thursday, 07 October 2010 21:16

 

My wife appeared at the breakfast table in curlers and a worn bathrobe.

I looked up from my newspaper and said, "Why can't you look like you did when we were first got married?"

"How can I?" she snapped back at me. "I'm not pregnant!"