A bloke was sitting on a bus when a gorgeous woman next to him starts breastfeeding her baby. The baby won’t take it so she says, “Come on, eat it all up or I’ll give it to this nice man here.”

Ten minutes later, the baby is still not feeding so she says again, “Eat it all up or I’ll give it to this nice man here.”

The bloke says, “Listen, love, can you make your bloody mind up, I should’ve got off four stops ago!”