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Written by Arizona   
Thursday, 13 May 2010 04:30

 

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to  thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same  hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to  coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to  Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day...

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a  computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.  However,  he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without  realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had  just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her email expecting  messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she  screamed and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his  mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read


To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: June 16, 2009

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They  have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.  I've just arrived and have been checked in.

I've seen that everything has been prepared for  your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your  journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P. S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!