| In a bar |
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| Written by Arizona |
| Wednesday, 24 March 2010 04:45 |
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A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a shot of the strongest thing you’ve got.” He takes the shot glass and knocks it back. He then asks for another one and knocks that one back, too. After about 5 or 6 of these the bartender decides that he’s going to cut the guy off. He says to the guy, “Hey, what’s wrong with you? Did you have a fight with your wife or something?” The man sighs and says, “Yeah, after the fight she said that she wasn’t going to speak to me for a whole week!” The bartender, puzzled, says, “Well, what’s wrong with that?” The man replied, “Well today’s the last damn day"
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