An younger man who had to much to drink, was walking home late at night and sees a woman lurking in the shadows.

 ’Twenty dollars,” she  whispers.

He had never had a hooker before, but decides  what the hell, it’s only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.

 They’re going at it for a couple of minutes when, all of a sudden, a light flashes on them. It’s a police officer.

 ’What’s going on here, people?’ asks the officer. ‘I’m making love to me wife,’ the young man answers sounding annoyed.

 ’Oh, I’m so sorry,’ says the cop, ‘I didn’t know.’

 ’Well, needer did I,’ says the guy, ’til ya shoined dat bloody light in her face!!!