| The New Hire |
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| Written by Arizona |
| Monday, 01 March 2010 02:37 |
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Joe gets a job in an funeral parlor, but he says he's never seen a dead body before. His boss says, "That’s OK I'll take you around and show you some." The first body is a man with a smile on his face. The boss says, "He got 6 numbers on the lottery and had a heart attack, that’s why he has a smile on his face!" The second body is also a man with a smile on his face. The boss says, "He was on his honeymoon in bed and had a stroke, that’s why he has a smile on his face!" The third body is also a man with a smile on his face. The boss says, "That's Bubba. He was struck by lightning," The apprentice interrupts, "Why is he smiling?" The boss replied, "He thought he was getting his photo taken."
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