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Written by Arizona   
Wednesday, 17 February 2010 23:49
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
 
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
 
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Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
 
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Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
 
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All those curves! And me with no brakes!
 
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If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
 
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I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?