| Pros and cons of large breasts |
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| Written by Arizona |
| Thursday, 22 October 2009 23:55 |
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   * can get a taxi on the worst days
* have men give them the best seats on a bus. * have a neat place to carry spare change * have always been the center of the arts (art) * make jogging a spectator sport * can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub * have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them) * usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie * can always carry a little extra cash * always float better * know where to look first for lost earrings * rarely lack for a slow dance partner * have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner * never have to buy a car with airbags * have a place to carry a extra beer Women with small breasts… * don’t cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public * always look younger * find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap * can always see their toes and shoes * can sleep on their stomachs * have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars * know that people can read the entire message on their T-shirts * know that everything more than a handful is wasted * can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle * can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out * never be accused of having implants.  |
