| Women middle-age issues |
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| Written by Arizona |
| Saturday, 06 June 2009 12:28 |
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Midlife is when the growth of the hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache.  ~~~  Midlife has hit when you stand naked in front of the mirror and can see your rear end without turning around.  ~~~  Midlife is when you want to grab every firm young lovely in a tube top and scream, "Listen, honey, even the Roman Empire fell, and those things will too!"  ~~~  Midlife is when you go to the doctor and you realize you are now so old that you have to pay someone to look at you naked.  ~~~  The good news about midlife is the glass is still half-full. Of course, the bad news is that it won't be long before your teeth are floating in it  ~~~  You become more reflective in midlife. You start pondering the "big" questions: what is life, why am I here, and how much Healthy Choice ice cream can I eat before it's no longer a healthy choice.  ~~~ Â
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