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Written by Arizona

Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:45

A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a blonde sitting by herself.

Man: 'May I buy you a cocktail?'

Blonde: 'No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.

Man: 'Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?'

Blonde: 'No, they spread.'