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| Written by Arizona |
| Saturday, 02 May 2009 17:24 |
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A blonde runs out of gas and calls her husband for help. "Where are you?" he asks. She answers, "Over on Main Street across the street from the gas station." "Why can't you get gas there?" "I'm afraid I'll catch that Swine Flu," she replied. "Honey, listen closely," he said slowly, "The Swine Flu epidemic is in Mexico - not TEXACO!"
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