One night a bartender notices this hideous guy at the far end of the bar with several hot women around him. He is amazed to see the guy kissing them and groping them to the delight of the women.

When the women went to powder their noses the bar tender approaches the man and says, "Please don't get offended when I tell you this, but I couldn't help but notice you have several beautiful women hanging all over you. Forgive my honesty, but you're not exactly the most handsome person I've ever seen. In fact, you're quite ugly!

Now normally, I would think these ladies are attracted to you because of your money, but I can tell by the way you are dressed and the fact that they are buying YOU drinks, it's not the money. Tell me, sir, what is it about you that attracts all these babes?"

The man paused for a moment, licked his eyebrows and said, "I haven't the faintest idea."