Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

 Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”

 The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”

 Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”

 Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”

 Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”

 Pharmacist: “All kinds .”

 Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?”

 Pharmacist: “Definitely.”

 Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?”

 Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The works.”

 Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”

 Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”

 Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers?”

 Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”

 Jacob: “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.