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Written by Arizona   
Friday, 13 March 2009 13:30

 

 

At her husband's wake, a woman told her priest that ever since they were first married they had discussed life after death. They had agreed that whomever went first would contact the other. They had discussed this again just two weeks before his death.

He died in their home and a few days after his death the smoke alarm in the garage went off. They had lived there 28 years and it had never gone off before. She couldn't turn it off so she called the security company that installed it.

The next morning the smoke alarm sounded again and the reason finally dawned on her. She said aloud, "OK Patty, I missed the signal yesterday but I get it now! Thanks for letting me know that you are safe on the other side. Now turn the thing off so I don't have to call the security company again." The alarm fell silent.

She immediately called her priest to tell him the good news. His response: "Dear lady, if every time your husband sends you a message he sets off the smoke alarm, just WHERE do you think he's calling from?"
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