A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his manhood. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his manhood while he was asleep. 

I don't know what's worse:
 

1) Having your girl friend find out that you're married. 

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your manhood. 

3) Or finding out your manhood fits through your wedding ring.

 

 

(as for me, I am going with the a statement that, I have very large fingers)