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| Written by Arizona |
| Wednesday, 11 February 2009 17:32 |
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband. My wife and I always compromise; I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife. Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener. Why Government does not allow a Man to Marry 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake Bachelors should pay more taxes, they enjoy a better quality of life.
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