* "Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful knees?"

* "That's quite a set of ornaments you've got there."

* "Just because a guy wears tights doesn't mean he's gay."

* "Not everything about me is tiny."

* "I'm down here!"

* "Just because I have bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy."

* "No, no, I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks at Keebler."

* "I'm free on Christmas Eve."

* "I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight."

* "You know what they say about guys with big ears."

* "I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man."

* "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys."

* "I can get you off the naughty list."