| So sensitive |
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| Written by Arizona |
| Saturday, 13 December 2008 19:32 |
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  Three Rednecks were working on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie, and Donnie.  As they started their descent, Cooter slipped, fell off the tower and was killed instantly.  When the ambulance took the body away, Ronnie said, "Well, darn, someone should go and tell his wife."  Donnie said, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."  Two hours later, he came back carrying a case of Budweiser beer.  Ronnie said, "Where did you get that beer, Donnie?"  "Cooter's widow gave it to me," Ronnie replied.  "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?" inquired Donnie.  "Well, not exactly," Donnie said, "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Cooter's widow'."  She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow."  Then I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."  Rednecks Are Good At This Sensitive Stuff  |
