Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

You want to see if it's like the dream.

People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

No one steals your chair.