Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.

No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.

One usually makes a better pie.

They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!

If you don’t like the way she looks, you just carve up another face.

If she starts smelling up your place, you can just throw her out.

From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to begin with.

A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want her to be.