| Adam & Eve |
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| Written by Arizona |
| Wednesday, 08 October 2008 00:16 |
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Adam and Eve are about to go out for the evening. Adam looks upon Eve and sees that she is wearing only three of the tiniest of strategically placed leaves. Â "You're not going out dressed like that!" Adam said to her. She answered, "Why not? What's wrong with this outfit?" "Look at you! You're practically naked!" he exclaimed. "You gotta be kidding me, numb nuts. I'm always naked." "That's my point," he countered. "That's the way we're supposed to dress." "Hey! You're one to talk." She pointed at him and added, "Why are you wearing that big palm leaf down there? And why is it moving up and down?" "Uh, if you're going to dress like that, it's making my imagination run wild." "Hmph! You don't need a leaf that big to hide your ... imagination!"
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