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| Written by Arizona |
| Friday, 03 October 2008 17:16 |
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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60." And concluded with this stern admonition, "Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"   A male voice from within the crowd in the auditorium was heard asking, "How much for a season pass?!"
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