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The Importance of Walking PDF Print E-mail
Written by Arizona   
Wednesday, 03 September 2008 10:25
The Importance of Walking

     
      I like long walks, especially when they are taken
      by people who annoy me.
      The only reason I would take up walking
      is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

      I have to walk early in the morning,
      before my brain figures out what I'm doing.


      I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.
      Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.


      Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
      I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
      I do have flabby thighs,
      but fortunately my stomach covers them.

     
      If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
      start with a small country.


      I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years......
      just getting over the hill.


      We all get heavier as we get older,
      because there's a lot more information in our heads.
      That's my story and I'm sticking to it.