| The Importance of Walking |
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| Written by Arizona |
| Wednesday, 03 September 2008 10:25 |
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The Importance of Walking           I like long walks, especially when they are taken    by people who annoy me.    The only reason I would take up walking    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.      I have to walk early in the morning,    before my brain figures out what I'm doing.      I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.    Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.      Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',    I wash my mouth out with chocolate.    I do have flabby thighs,    but fortunately my stomach covers them.           If you are going to try cross-country skiing,    start with a small country.      I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years......    just getting over the hill.      We all get heavier as we get older,    because there's a lot more information in our heads.    That's my story and I'm sticking to it. |






