Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, ‘Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today!’

 Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, ‘It reminded me of a peanut.’

 Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s Mom asked, ‘Really small, was it?’

 Sally replied, ‘No… salty!’

 Mom fainted.