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Written by Arizona

Tuesday, 22 April 2008 14:37

1. Men are like laxatives - they irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like bananas - the older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like weather - nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like blenders - you need one, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like department stores - their clothes are always 1/2 off.

7. Men are like government bonds - they take soooooo long to mature.

8. Men are like lava lamps - fun to look at, but not very bright.

9. Men are like popcorn - they satisfy you, but only for a little while.

10. Men are like mascara - they usually run at the first sign of emotion.