One day a blonde decided to try nude water skiing.

She finally found a man who would drive the boat and keep his eyes on the water ahead. She sat on the edge of the dock and slipped her feet into the skis and then signaled to the driver of the boat that she was ready.

After failing to remain on the skis and falling into the water she finally got the hang of it. Soon she was gracefully water skiing like a pro. Excited by the thrill of the sport she kept telling the driver to go faster ... and faster.

When the boat hit its top speed the driver had to turn quickly to avoid the shore. The blonde flew out of her skis head over heels into the water, still holding onto the tow rope.

By the time the boat came to a stop, the blonde had set a new World Record in

... the 100 Yard Douche!