| Oddassy's 7 successful steps to ETERNAL PORN - Step 2 |
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| Written by Darncer |
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Welcome back & congratulations on your registration & replies - you've just entered a whole new world! OMG - 2 EXTRA FORUMS OF PORN!!!!! OK, before we get on to the next step of how to further increase the quantity & quality of porn you can to see we need to go backwards - yes, backwards to go forwards, for we are nothing, nada, nil, zilch without security. SAFE SEX (SURFING): It's a dangerous world out there on the internet or it can be & I'm not just talking about hunting adult sites - the spamming bastards are EVERYWHERE! You need to make sure when surfing anywhere you are well protected - so before you go any further, you need to read (& act) on this: Beep-Beep & co's excellent safe surfing tips! - Admin, the Mentors, Members & other do-gooders can only watch your back so far - there's way too much porn for us to be looking at to always cover your asses!!!! Got that? OK, let's continue......... Can this get any better??????? You DAMN STRAIGHT IT COULD! Step 2: So like, WOW, look at all this porn you've now got access to - HOLY CRAP MAN!! But wait......... did you know that all this could be taken away from you in a matter of moments because you don't do one simple thing????? OMG SCARY!! What is it Darncer?? Like a flower needs water & Mini-Darncer needs lesbians to grow, our posters, the ones that so generously spend their time, energy & money bringing you all this lovely filth, they need something too - they need your THANKS! Over the years too many of the best posters have become disillusioned after spending hours & hours posting some totally hot porn for a few people to say "Thanks" or "Great set" - 1000 hits for 3 replies - come on guys, WTF??!! Nobody expects you to write an essay, but one or two sentences to show your appreciation makes these guys feel a million dollars & it keeps them posting! Oh yer, we were talking about you losing your new found freedom here at Oddassy's - OK, well every once in a while Odd's releases his mighty weapon (we're not talking underpant monsters here) yes, were talking about ADMIN!!!!! Some say they survive only on drugs, booze & fresh pussy, while others believe they can only be killed by the claws of a rare & almost extinct SpaceKat, all we know is...................... Anyway, Admin - every once in a while shapen their claws & go hunting for what we affectionatly call; LURKERS! If you spend time here & don't say a line or two of thanks once in a while then you're gonna-get-got or have your access reduced back to the Lurkers Den. Now why would you want that to happen??? So Oddassy's 7 successful steps to ETERNAL PORN - Lesson 2 is: SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION TO THE POSTERS & remember, good things come to those that REPLY! Here endeth the lesson............ OR.........you're Generation 'Y' & don't want to have to work for it??  Click the Golden Ticket |
